10 Ways to Spot a Stoner
- Very low or red eyes that you would be shocked are actually open!
- If they talk slowly or sound like a “surfer” such as someone saying “Brah” then odds are they smoke weed.
- Person comes into a room and it instantly starts to smell like pot. The odds are the “stoner” cant smell the scent on them, which means they smoke enough to be used to the smell. This means your a stoner.
- Always talking about weed and ways that they prefer to smoke it. If they like a certain way of smoking odds are they have been around the block a couple times.
- “That Guy” wearing the I <3 Weed shirts and the big faced Bob Marley shirts. Dead Giveaway.
- Usually a couple minutes late for EVERYTHING no matter how important it is. Just because they had to toke up before hand.
- The dude thats walking out of the convenience store with at least 3 Dutchs, Phillies, or Swishers. Trust me he isn’t looking for a fine cigar to smoke.
- The guy that always pulls up, opens his door and smoke pours out. Yet another dead giveaway.
- Almost any college student.
- The dude thats watching Spongebob on T.V. and couldn’t be having any better of a time. Who watches Spongebob? Clearly they had to smoke something to be laughing that hard!
ALL DAY ERRYDAY
Reblog if you’re ridiculously high at the moment.